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OUR NEW HOSPITAL & Hydrocentre @ WAMBERAL 661 CENTRAL COAST HIGHWAY!!! (the corner of Okanagan Close opposite Old Gosford Road) |
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DID YOU KNOW? |
PET JOKES The World's Smartest Dog? As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big man opens it and yells at the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the man: "What in the world are you doing? This dog's a genius!" The owner responds, "Genius? I don't think so. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!" |
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| 661 Central Coast Hwy (formerly The Entrance Rd) Erina Heights NSW 2260 02 4384 5888 after hours emergency 02 4384 5888 email us here |
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